Final Sock Puppet Songs! Herb Bloomquist sings about Earth Science!

It’s
A NEW SONG BY HERB BLOOMQUIST!
featuring guest-collaborator PERFECT JIMMY of Uncle Monsterface and Big Castle Productions!

Listen on the Myspace. We realize that Myspace is no longer the place to be for the humans, but it’s totally the in thing for the socks. Check out some of the comments they make on each other’s profiles while you’re there…

And just for added fun, and though he already had one, here’s ONE MORE UKULELE SONG by Spot the Elusive Dinosaur!

For the under-educated, Herb, Auntie Nanaface, and Spot are from 2008-9’s Series 2 Sock Puppet Portraits, all of whom have songs they wrote themselves.

The final three songs that have taken a bit longer have each been collaborations with artists who I adore (Sebastian’s was with Paradise Dan of Uncle Monsterface). This final song is a collaboration with Perfect Jimmy, and it’s ver appropriate that this should be so. You see, Perfect Jimmy and I have been successfully collaborating for well over a decade. Which is crazy (we even collaborate on taking care of our dog…). Jims went all out on this one, lending not only his vocal talents, but also creating the whole composition you hear. Above and beyond the call of greatness…

New Sock Puppet Song! Learn about Manners with Nanaface!

Greetings, beautiful humans,

I am busily working on a new series of puppets and other wonderments for your benefit and mine.  I won’t be returning to the streets o NY to peddle my wares until March, but while we all wait, here is

A NEW SONG BY AUNTIE NANAFACE!

featuring guest star (and heart-friend)  Jocelyn Mackenzie of the fabulous Brooklyn-based trio Pearl and the Beard!
Listen on Myspace…  We realize that Myspace is no longer the place to be for humans, but it’s totally the in thing for socks.  Check out some of the comments they make on each other’s profiles while you’re there…

For the under-educated, Auntie Nanaface is from 2008-9’s Series 2 Sock Puppet Portraits, all of whom have (or will have) songs they wrote themselves.  Auntie Nanaface is the second-to-last to be released - these final 3 all feature guest rock stars!

One more to go (Herb Bloomquist!), who will hopefully be done next week, and lots of new dudes to come.

So excitingggggg!

lovemarty

December Hourssz!

ATTENTION!
December 16th is the last day that I can receive mail orders and GUARANTEE that I will get them to you for Giftmas.
If you order after that, I’ll do my best.

I will be selling my Sock Puppet Portraits in New York’s Union Square Park as often as possible leading up to Giftstmas-kah.  I AM NOT inside the gigantic red and red/white tent city.  I’m hopefully somewhere outside of it.  It gets tricky around Christmas.  Look around, or e-mail me if you are having troubles finding me.

As in the past, the best days to find me are still Fri-Sun, but as we get closer to Gifty Day, I’ll try to be out as often as humanly possible (I’ll increase days significanty after December 10th).

After the 24th (or so), you won’t see me again for at least two months. Art hibernation!

Sock Puppet Portraits on Etsy…

Logically, if you’ve found your way here, you don’t really need to buy my stuff from Etsy.

http://www.etsy.com/shop/martystuff

But if you do need to buy my stuff from Etsy due to some sort of Etsy-based compulsion, check out three of my favorite-est Sock Puppet Portraits on there now. OR! If you’re on there and you favorite things and stuff, favorite me.

Also! It’s neat to look at the listing, cuz I added extra photos of them standing up and their tags n stuff so that people on Etsy won’t think I’m selling them puppets. I’m NOT!

lovemarty

New EP for free from Uncle Monsterface and a sock puppety video for “Like A Prayer”

Hi everybody,
The sock puppet and human rock band that I am a part of is releasing our new EP of covers, “Jokey Jingles Dance Party Mix Volume 3″ today. For free! Just sign up for our e-mail list at
unclemonsterface.com and it’s yours for free!

Songs originally made by Madonna, Oingo Boingo, The Aquabats, The Residents, and Britney Spears. Re-made the Monsterface way!

And check out our video for “Like A Prayer” featuring the Dino-Skeleton Island Sock Puppet Boys and Girls and Monsters Club Choir and me in my underpants!

Yay!
lovemarty

shh, it’s a secret to everybody.

hi internet,
i’ve secretly been working on a not-sock-puppety body of 2-d work for the last couple of months, and barring lots of rain, i’m going to try and try it out tomorrow - friday, october 23 - in union square. if the new little set-up works, i probably won’t bring it out on all the time (due to space limitations). but i’m excited. it’s robots!

this friday is also probably the only day i’ll be out selling in the square this week. i gots to go to some nuptials. come say hi!

lovemarty

Limited sales this weekend due to awesome Saturday show!

Hi. I can only guarantee that I’ll be selling on Frida of this weekend. Maybe Saturday, not Sunday. Cuz:
Holy continent full of awesome.
This show is taking the best show that you have ever seen to school. A brand new school. For people with many large brains.

Saturday, October 10, 2009
7pm doorz | $10 | 19+ (? - sorry…)

The Studio at Webster Hall:
PEELANDER Z | myspace.com/peelanderz
amazingly insane japanese comic punk in uniforms

MATH THE BAND | myspace.com/maththeband
the biggest spazz electro-punk nerds you’ve ever seen

UNCLE MONSTERFACE | myspace.com/unclemonsterface
sock puppet and human rock band. jerks.

THE MEASURE (SA) | myspace.com/themeasuresa
punk rock awesomeness from new brunswick

The Studio at Webster Hall is located at 125 East 11th St in NEW YORK CITY!

Tell Facebook that you are coming! It loves to hear about the things that you do!


Seriously, people of the world, this is a show to see. If it isn’t enough to see our giant mashed potato fight a vampire with a huge head, then come for the aerobic awesomeness of our family band Math and the action punk back-flips of the mighty Peelander Z.

It might also be slyly and duly noted that this could well be one of the last times you’ll get to see us in a while WITHOUT a live drummer. If ever there was a sneaky announcement, that sure was one.

AND! “Jokey Jingles”, our FREE FOR OUR TEAM MONSTERFACE E-MAIL LIST EP of covers is coming so soon! We are almost done! And we are really excited about it! We’ll announce the date really soon, we promise. SERIOUSLY!

Most importantly - keep being awesome. For you are your own continent of mighty powers, and we believe in every island, peninsula, and chain store that populates you.

Ever your loyal,
Uncle Monsterface

monsterface rocks all ages show sat, sept 26.

hi internet.
this weekend, i’ll be selling out in nyc’s union square on friday. maybe sunday. no saturday, cuz there is a sock puppet rock band rock show (i do sell some of the portraits at shows):

Saturday, September 26 - 8pm
Uncle Monsterface
Cudzoo & The Faggettes
Devo Spice
Machinebird
perform musical entertainments at
Don Hills
511 Grenwich St
$10 | ALL AGES!

This will be a unique show for us. Our sock puppet theater will be taking a vacation day. In lieu of having our standard performance, Marty is going to puppeteer much more than usual. Send puppet requests!

Tell Facebook that you are coming! It needs to know everything that you do!

puppet portraits at brooklyn flea.

Good people of the world,
This saturday, I am selling sock puppety portraits at THE BROOKLYN FLEA:
www.brooklynflea.com
176 Lafayette Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11238

Come say ‘howdy’ to me in a different locale.
Sunday in Union Square looks dubious due to severe heat. We’ll see.

lovemarty

Series 2.5 available online along with new Myspaces and a Facebook quiz!

Greetings, friends of the Sock Puppet world!

Stuff to say and things to tell you about!

So: while the newest nine Sock Puppet Portraits, Series 2.5, premiered to the public eye more than two months ago, my beautiful and lazy butt has yet to make them available online. All that changes today!
Here are Series 2.5 available for sale online!
at martystuff.com!

What’s that you say?
“Marty, even though Myspace is an all-but-defunct social networking methodology, isn’t it still the place for sock puppets?”
Yes, citizen, it’s true. Three new profiles have landed, one for each new conceptually-related trio. You needn’t be on the Mspace to go have a looksee, either. Here are The New Champions of Tomorrow, The Old Timey Mustache Society Brigade, and The Series of 3 Guys Named Charles!

What?
“But Marty, haven’t you stepped further into the social networking future and given the Sock Puppets a home at Facebook, too?”
Yes discerning citizen, the Sock Puppet Portrait Society is alive and strong (JOIN TODAY!). But what else?

CHECK IT OUT!
Be the first to take the Which Series 2.5 Sock Puppet Portrait are you? QUIZ on the Facebook! Will you be Claudius von Cudgel? Charles Darwin? Captain Strongbear? There is only one way to find out!

That’s all of my excitement for today, children of wonder and might. Before signing off, I’ll drop one more reminder that Uncle Monsterface, Sock puppet and human rock band, will be facerocking at Florida’s amazing festival, Nerdapalooza, July 11-12 with tons of amazing artists like MC Chris, MC Lars, The Protomen, and 8 billion other incredible nerd artists! We’re tentatively scheduled for the evening of the 12th, but come for the whole thing, as it will be amazing. This is our only foray outside of the east coast this summer, so come on down en masse.

yay and also more yay.
lovemarty