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Oogle Bogs

Oogle Bogs

5.00

Perch us on anything! A clock. A hammer. A sleeping puppy. A corner. A stapler. A lamp. Make Anything A Monster!

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ABOUT THE OOGLE BOGS

OOgle Bogs are a little pair of eyeballs glued together, with velcro on the bottom and opposite pieces of velcro for you to attach them to any old thing. Stick them to a menagerie of stuff and watch as that object transforms into a monster-y face!

INSTRUCTIONS

Just perch your OOgle on anything. Add two tabs of opposite velcro (included) to the object you want your Bog to perch on. Stick it on! Move it around! Multiple sets of velcro included! The Oogle Bogs will also just "stick" to any grippy surface that velcro would already stick to (like fuzzy sweaters and hats).

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BRIEF BIO-MORPHIC HISTORY

Born in the Layer of Space called Gup, in the Deep Forest's mysterious shimmering swamplands, these much larger creatures evolved into only eyeballs in order to protect themselves from predators. You see, they are delicious, and everything wants to eat them. So they lost all their limbs and now perch on bigger stuff to seem more dangerous! It works!