Second Annual Sock Puppet Portrait Retirement Party

Citizens, we are holding our Second Annual Retirement Ceremony in the break room next to the kitchen. n Meet the retirees! | WATCH IT HERE

Attendance is optional, though it is rumored that STAPLER is coming (!). We honor seven Sock Puppet Portrait citizens as they prepare for retirement and ceremonial reassignment beyond city limits.

Final civic availability: February 17–March 2 - Retirement rate: $15
After this date, the below listed Sock Puppet Portraits will no longer be for sale.

Please check the bulletin board for more upcoming information. New Visitors will arrive in due time.

Special thanks to local business OK Glass for our party song’s perfect execution and Leigh Walter for party planning.